June 4, 2007

• my logic is... something

  1.

  him: what's this bruise on your back?
  me: I must have walked into something
  him: backwards?
  me: explains why I didn't see it at least.

  2.
  him: just so you're warned, there's a spider in the tub. It's not too big, you can get it with a shoe.
  me: aren't you the big, strong man? isn't dealing with these things part of the job description?
  (he killed the spider AND disposed of it )

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